omghotmemes:

It’s almost like people immigrate to flee countries with poor living conditions.

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therealraewest:

iamnotsebastianstan:

iamnotsebastianstan:

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby

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themarshalstale:

get to know me: favorite characters [2/5]

Tim Gutterson 

For all I know, I’m just having a full-blown PTSD episode. You get those a lot? Only when I’m handling firearms in public.

captainbisexualcherry-blog:

current occupation: overly concerned about the fate of James Buchanan Barnes

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unearthlydust:

Bucky Barnes + soft vulnerable eyes
The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)

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thornescratch:

prankprincess123:

Part of the reason that Han, Luke and Leia work so well as the main trio is that they’re all mistakenly under the impression that they’re the sane one in a ‘two idiots and the voice of reason’ trio trope. Like “Somebody has to save our skins!” and someone has to stop Han and Leia from murdering eachother mid lovers spat, and someone has to keep the twins out of trouble involving force nonsense. And they’re all equally as much trouble as eachother, but they all think they’re the only sane person. And it’s wonderful.

#lando also thinks he is the sane one and is NOT #Chewie also ALSO thinks he is the sane one and is not #R2 knows he’s insane and revels in it #Threepio is actually the sanest one and he’s the one that masqueraded as a god that one time

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Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

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Self-fulfilling prophecy

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Oh no

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Help

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Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

Reblogging the frog. 😍

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boy-howdy-i-like-worms:

genericblue:

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my friend told me it was fat bear week!!!

@pictures-of-dogs

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